"I’m nervous, Ryan’s been really quiet for the past couple minutes."
"Well I stopped stealing fish, now it’s just boring."
i hate console wars, i hate the pc master race, i hate everyone that bitches about which is better. how about this, shut the fuck up, sit down, and play some fucking games. that’s what all those things you’re arguing over are for. who gives a fuck at what is better, shut up and play games, ugh.
So it’s two dudes in towels, two fat weird dudes, and two abominations.